It seems the latest buzz in the raw milk community is over the reputed sexual applications of the stuff. Organic Pastures’ Mark McAfee in comments on the Complete Patient blog recently suggested that many of his customers found that drinking raw milk improved their sexual performance and said some customers have asked pointedly about the lubricative qualities of raw cream for external, sexually-related, application.
This meme has generated a lot of excitement in the comments section of the Complete Patient and has now spawned a post on the Haphazard Gourmet Girls’ blog dedicated to coming up with catchy advertising slogans to promote the sexual benefits of raw milk use. As of this morning, that post has attracted 25 comments, many with slogan suggestions. The title of our post today was a slogan suggested by “Sandman” — one of the least X-rated. Meanwhile over on the Complete Patient blog, David E. Gumpert has commented further on the situation: (warning: provocative pictures to follow)
“Now, if Mark McAfee can just tell us how much raw milk and cream correlate with how much Viagra…Talk about a
wonderful way to get the regulators and raw milk producers on the same page. (If you can’t figure what I’m talking about, take a look at the comments following my previous post, wherein Mark discusses how raw milk helps porn stars perform like…porn stars, and An Observer, Amanda, and Concerned Person pour gasoline on the fire.)…”
And then Mark McAfee said (in a comment following the same post):
“I am blushing!!
One thing is for sure….Americans like to talk about our sexuality. Perhaps we can now enjoy some sexual functionality by allowing raw milk and other whole foods to be a part of our lives and diets…..”
“Humor is a great thing….nutrition and humor is even better. Nutrition, humor and sexuality….sounds like that combination takes the prize completely. …”
Could this be the breakthrough into mass awareness that raw milk needs to crack that “100th monkey” threshold to broader public awareness? It’s really only a minority of people who pay attention to their health, but just about everybody cares about sex, so if we can cement that connection in the public mind, raw milk could be well on its way to the fame and fortune it so richly deserves.
Of course sexual performance and sexual fertility follow quite naturally from health. See Pottenger’s cat experiment for evidence of how a sub-optimal diet can lead to infertility over several generations.
So what does supermodel and actress Josie Maran have to say about her experience drinking raw milk while posing for the picture (above)? “I was grossed out at first, but it was the most delicious milk I’d ever tasted – fresh and warm.” For more on Josie and the photo, read the second and third articles down on this page. Warning: includes some racy stuff.