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Meat, sex and drugs

From Puff the Mutant Dragon:

Google image via Puff the Mutant Dragon

“This is a GoogleMaps picture of a farm near Goldsboro in North Carolina (map). The two salami-colored ponds on either side are lagoons, but not the kind where you want to swim. They’re open basins full of feces. To get a feel for the size, try comparing them with the cars in the dirt lot. As the Google Map will demonstrate, there are several more of these lagoons situated nearby. (You can imagine the breeze downwind of these facilities must have a rather bracing quality to it, especially on warm summer afternoons.) Continue reading

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What’s behind those breakfast cereals?

You know, the stuff people eat in the morning, with their pasteurized milk. 

From vbarrington on Civil Eats: 

“While sleepily shaking your cereal flakes into a bowl, and absently pouring the milk over them, have you ever stopped to think, just before taking a big, slurpy bite, “How is this stuff made?”

If you went ahead and took the time to find out, you’d be surprised to learn that no matter how healthy and natural the advertising on the packages makes those crunchy bits of wheat, oats, and corn seem, they are actually a highly processed food whose nutrient value is questionable. Continue reading

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TV reporter conflates raw milk with sex — can’t sell it, but you can give it away

From Russia Today, a news show discussing raw milk, along with other stories.

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Cafe Mom blog “Stir” calls raw milk “the sexy bad boy of the dairy industry”

That’s right folks, you read it right. Raw milk is not ALL about health. It’s also about attitude, about being sexy. I hope you’ll excuse me if I take this opportunity to repost that Terry Richardson photo of Josie Maran:

What can I say? Is it any wonder that Terry Richardson, the "bad boy" of fashion photography, would naturally gravitate to employing raw milk is such a way. As for supermodel Josie Maran, she said "I was grossed out at first, but it was the most delicious milk I'd ever tasted". Terry Richardson photo.

From the Cafe Mom blog, “Stir”:

“Wanna be a rebel, on the cutting edge of a food trend with attitude? Continue reading

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Raw milk, group sex and unlikelihood that the Crown will appeal the Schmidt verdict

America’s foremost raw milk journalist David E. Gumpert reads the entrails of the recent Michael Schmidt verdict and discusses what it all means for the future of food freedom on his The Complete Patient blog. Here’s an excerpt:

On the eve of the verdict, David E. Gumpert shares raw milk and cheese with farmer Michael Schmidt while the two of them were waiting to be interviewed for an upcoming documentary series on milk.

“Americans tend to view Canada as a socialist version of the United States, what with its universal health care system and high taxes. In this view, it’s the U.S. that epitomizes individual rights and capitalist opportunity. Continue reading

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“Raw milk gets you in the mooood!”

Raw milk advertising at Santa Monica Farmers Market

Raw milk advertising at what looks to be the Organic Pastures table at the Santa Monica Farmers' Market in California. It says "Have better sex. Drink raw milk". iphone photo by Kozyndan, on Flickr

It seems the latest buzz in the raw milk community is over the reputed sexual applications of the stuff. Organic Pastures’ Mark McAfee in comments on the Complete Patient blog recently suggested that many of his customers found that drinking raw milk improved their sexual performance and said some customers have asked pointedly about the lubricative qualities of raw cream  for external, sexually-related, application.

This meme has generated a lot of excitement in the comments section of the Complete Patient and has now spawned a post on the Haphazard Gourmet Girls’ blog dedicated to coming up with catchy advertising slogans to promote the sexual benefits of raw milk use. As of this morning, that post has attracted 25 comments, many with slogan suggestions. The title of our post today was  a slogan suggested by “Sandman” —  one of the least X-rated.  Meanwhile over on the Complete Patient blog, David E. Gumpert has commented further on the situation: (warning: provocative pictures to follow) Continue reading

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